This is my main tumblr. I will post/reblog anything that stimulates my mind, ensnares my senses, or fuels my imagination. This tumblr is NSFW. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoy your time.
Sep 2nd | 203,106 notes

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

Sep 2nd | 490,742 notes waywardandwanderlust:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

If I don’t reblog this then assume I’m dead

waywardandwanderlust:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

If I don’t reblog this then assume I’m dead

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Sep 2nd | 9,348 notes

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

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Sep 2nd | 2,209 notes

gaarakagez:

"This is the body of a sinner who encroached upon God's territory."
Sep 2nd | 746,340 notes fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

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Sep 2nd | 85,887 notes

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

Sep 1st | 310,544 notes

❝Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.❞

— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

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Sep 1st | 164,286 notes

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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Aug 31st | 16,625 notes

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Aug 31st | 6,366 notes heathlo11:

Oh U’ve gone silent I see…

heathlo11:

Oh U’ve gone silent I see…

Aug 30th | 14,573 notes

favorite people: Chris Evans
”I decided to make ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”

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Aug 30th | 451,070 notes

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choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

Always reblogging Gay Avenger.

Gay Avenger is my favorite superhero

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Aug 29th | 450,707 notes

crunkellove:

the-girl-who-laughed:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

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Aug 29th | 213,918 notes fullblownpanic:

annanymousss:

So my high school called everyone’s homes yesterday to inform them that as of today, dress code will be strictly enforced and any girl wearing shorts that aren’t of appropriate length would be sent home to change. They were checking shorts at the school’s entrance today. This picture speaks for itself.

Those boys kick ass

fullblownpanic:

annanymousss:

So my high school called everyone’s homes yesterday to inform them that as of today, dress code will be strictly enforced and any girl wearing shorts that aren’t of appropriate length would be sent home to change. They were checking shorts at the school’s entrance today. This picture speaks for itself.

Those boys kick ass

Aug 28th | 78,365 notes pyrrhics:

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

this is the most glorious thing to happen tonight

pyrrhics:

digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

this is the most glorious thing to happen tonight